Ollivander: Oh you need a wand? Try this one.
*shit explodes*
Ollivander: Shit
Ollivander: I don't fuckin know
Ollivander: Here try this it kinda killed your parents
Ollivander: Perf
ofdarklands:


browneyedcunt:


jillstrif:




Kell fell asleep on the couch one night so we gave him a pillow and a blanket Which we made out of kleenex because we always have those around on our coffee table for when we watch feely stuff


MY HEART


doesn’t even go with my blog but i can’t scroll past this without regretting not reblogging it.


#how does a cat with a kleenex pillow ‘not go with your blog’#what are you doing with your life

ofdarklands:

browneyedcunt:

jillstrif:

Kell fell asleep on the couch one night so we gave him a pillow and a blanket Which we made out of kleenex because we always have those around on our coffee table for when we watch feely stuff

MY HEART

doesn’t even go with my blog but i can’t scroll past this without regretting not reblogging it.

#how does a cat with a kleenex pillow ‘not go with your blog’#what are you doing with your life

(Source: snipchit, via allonsyforever)


hotdogsngiggles:

urban-eggtart:

wildwanderingwords:

boxfullofcats:

cat-eye-chic:

eventualprocrastination:

plasmas-king:

darnni:

THIS IS SERIOUSLY A SALAD DRESSING COMMERCIAL

WHAT ARE YOU REALLY TRYING TO SELL

equal sexual representation between both genders on tv 

i will reblog this over and over until my fingers bleed from reblogging

Lets get zesty

Wait, they were selling something here?

remember that time when a whole bunch of guys said they weren’t going to buy this salad dressing because it objectified men?

sometimes i think about that and laugh really hard

YEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!! TIS BACK!!!

I’m sorry, did you say something

(Source: fweecarter, via smoshsparkles)


Happy 43rd Birthday, David Tennant! (April 18th, 1971)

(Source: starkstruck)

Reblog if you DISLIKE Justin Bieber

coffee-for-lelia:

paranormal-rebel:

randomfatechidna:

comeonbruh:

shanzadi:

holy shit, the notes….

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This has more notes than the ‘Make Dean in gym shorts the most reblogged pic on tumblr’

1 million more than the last time this crossed my dash.

lol you can still see the notes though.

(Source: inthemidstofmonsters, via ma-mind-palace)

fandomsandcountriesinthetardis:

xekstrin:

theonewhosawitall:

fairyspork:

i-am-momo-senpai:

That is a horror that may never again be recreated.

Holy shit

photobomb from beyond the grave

okay but when you flip it you get

HAYYYYY GURLLLL WHERE THE PARTY AT

this website i swear

fandomsandcountriesinthetardis:

xekstrin:

theonewhosawitall:

fairyspork:

i-am-momo-senpai:

That is a horror that may never again be recreated.

Holy shit

photobomb from beyond the grave

okay but when you flip it you get

HAYYYYY GURLLLL WHERE THE PARTY AT

this website i swear

(Source: needtostayawake, via yellowkingdom)


team-free-will-and-the-impala:

rudeandgingerdoctor:

“gettin’ real tired of your shit pooh”

This is one of my most favourite things ever

(Source: -everdeen, via allonsyforever)


stalking-antlers:

I love these people

(via madsmikkelsennews)

technic0lor-wonderland:

niggercakes:

On this week’s episode of “No one hates anything as much as Robert Pattinson hates his life”.

HIS FACE THO OMG IN THE PICTURE

technic0lor-wonderland:

niggercakes:

On this week’s episode of “No one hates anything as much as Robert Pattinson hates his life”.

HIS FACE THO OMG IN THE PICTURE

(Source: pestopenne, via allonsyforever)


(Source: the-red-cube)

"Why don't any of the main characters in your books have siblings?"
John Green: It's just my little way of telling Hank that he doesn't exist in my narrative imagination.

“Lay with me Cersei, I incest”

Source: Jaime Lannister, probably, at some point (via stupid-fucking-rope)

(via mikkelsem)


ngun:

ttranquiill:

shiroyanagi:

whoufflesoufflegirl:

the-treble:

willowpedia:

crazymolerat36:

ewitsmichelle:

not just followers, everyone.

same

I’m here if any of you need to talk<3

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The best part is, this post actually does something, it offers support, unlike one of those useless “reblog if you care” posts.

Yooo my country’s not in this list so here’s the suicide hotline for Indonesia: (+62)21-500454

Reblog this around!

Please please please reblog this…. It could save someone’s life

reblogging for the addition of hotline links

(Source: cali4niadreaming, via wearewholockians)

Ryden.

bbulover:

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